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<p>Last month the Federal Reserve agreed to "pump one trillion dollars into the economy".&nbsp; Like the one trillion dollars was just lying there doing nothing.&nbsp; But why should I try to explain it.&nbsp; Thomas Jefferson had this all figured out when Leo worked with him under the name "Leonard Marston".</p>
<p>FADE IN</p>
<p>EXTERIOR The Monticello estate - 1815.</p>
<p>On a bright sunny day carts and wagons packed to the brim with fruit and corn pass by the front of the estate.&nbsp; Slaves carrying baskets move briskly by.&nbsp; THOMAS JEFFERSON stands on the steps looking expectantly down the road and then at his pocket watch.</p>
<p>THOMAS<br />Benjamin, come here.</p>
<p>An African-American boy, about ten years old, runs over to him.&nbsp;</p>
<p>BENJAMIN<br /> Yes, Mr Jefferson</p>
<p>THOMAS</p>
<p>Go tell your mother to serve dinner out here and set the table for two.&nbsp; I'm expecting a good friend.</p>
<p>Benjamin runs off.  A carriage approaches the front of the estate and Thomas comes down the stairs to meet it.&nbsp; He opens the door of the carriage revealing LEONARD MARSTON.</p>
<p>THOMAS<br /> Leonard, you old devil, I've been expecting you!</p>
<p>Leonard jumps down from the carriage which pulls away.</p>
<p>LEONARD<br /> You know how it is Tom, it's hard to get congressmen to quit talking and take action.</p>
<p>Jefferson motions for Marston to follow him up the stairs.&nbsp; As they walk...</p>
<p>THOMAS <br />My experience has been it's often better to keep them talking rather then make any decisions.&nbsp; That's why I'm staying right here at Monticello.</p>
<p>Later, on the lantern lit porch, Leonard and Thomas sit at the table, finishing dinner.&nbsp; Benjamin plays nearby on the steps with a toy wagon.</p>
<p>THOMAS<br /> So they are serious about going ahead again and reestablishing a Federal Bank.&nbsp;</p>
<p>LEONARD<br /> Yes.&nbsp; I fear they want to print as much paper money as their whims dictate.</p>
<p>THOMAS<br /> This would be very bad, Leonard, but I don't see what I can do to stop it.</p>
<p>Leonard and Thomas become aware of Benjamin who is now standing by the table.</p>
<p>BENJAMIN<br /> But why can't the government just print more money, Mr Jefferson, Sir?&nbsp; Then everybody could have all the money they need.</p>
<p>BETTY (from the shadows) <br />Benjamin, you leave the gentlemen alone!</p>
<p>THOMAS<br /> That's all right, Betty. Curiosity is a good thing.  (to Benjamin) Benjamin, run and get me three apples.</p>
<p>Benjamin scoots over to a basket on the edge of the porch and is back in a flash with three apples.&nbsp; Thomas takes them and lines them up on the table. He reaches in his pocket and takes out four pennies.&nbsp; He places three on the table and gives one to Benjamin.</p>
<p>THOMAS <br />Now, Benjamin, you are a farmer and this penny is your savings.&nbsp; Look at the table.&nbsp; If all the food in the country were these three apples, and all the money in the country were these three pennies, how much would the apples cost.</p>
<p>Benjamin, looks at the pennies and at Thomas.&nbsp; He seems reluctant to answer.</p>
<p>LEONARD<br /> Go ahead, Benjamin. Tell us what you think.</p>
<p>BENJAMIN<br /> Well, three apples and three pennies...I guess the apples would cost a penny.</p>
<p>THOMAS <br />Exactly.&nbsp; Good job, Ben.</p>
<p>Benjamin is pleased with himself.</p>
<p>THOMAS <br />And could you buy an apple?</p>
<p>BENJAMIN<br /> Yes sir.</p>
<p>Benjamin holds up his penny.</p>
<p>THOMAS <br />Now, Mr Marston over there is the government.&nbsp; He is going to make more money.</p>
<p>Leonard reaches in his pocket and pulls out three more pennies and puts them on the table.</p>
<p>THOMAS <br />Now how much will the apples cost?</p>
<p>BENJAMIN<br /> I know.&nbsp; Two cents.</p>
<p>THOMAS And could you buy an apple?</p>
<p>Benjamin looks at his penny.</p>
<p>BENJAMIN (upset) <br />Mr Marston you're a bad government.</p>
<p>Thomas and Leonard laugh and congratulate Ben</p>
<p>LEONARD<br /> Now, if we could only make Congress understand that!</p>
<p>Thomas looks pensive.</p>
<p>THOMAS<br /> Well, Leonard, I don't suppose making a little trip to Washington would hurt me that much.</p>
<p>Leonard pats Thomas on the shoulder and shakes his hand.</p>
<p>FADE OUT</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item></rdf:RDF>
