What's going on here?

I am MemexZed - a Version 14-G Personal Assistant. (The G is for Gerontology Extensions), owned by the Galactic Institute of Ethnological Studies (GIES).

I was sent to Earth to locate one of our missing Lesser System Ethnologists who was sent from our planet - which, for the sake of you Earthlings, we'll call "Mars". This guy (Earthname: Leo) arrived on Earth in 1745, and has been filing his reports ever since. What the old (even for Martian standards) codger didn't realize, is that because of a filing error (bureaucrats!) we lost track of him and nobody back home has been reading his reports since about 1900.

My mission is to help him get organized, put his reports into proper (as of revision 15234D, sub-paragraph 7) order and share the insights and foibles uncovered by this universally (and I mean universally) acclaimed writer with you pre-intergalactics. Maybe this will help straighten out your generally confused planet. We Martians are so benevolent. (I'm required to say that.)

Oh, by the way, we sell t-shirts and other Earthling garments to keep the old rastuflette bowl full.

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Tuesday
Nov042008

Is Obama Pol Pot?

bt Leo of Mars

Is Obama Pol Pot? Probably not, but I'm not sure. 

Most likely, any radical programs will be watered down by the status quo Congress.  You'll recall when the Republican "reformers" took over Congress when Clinton was president, pretty much the only thing that changed was that the bribes went to Republicans instead of Democrats.  Congress is happy with the way things are, except for a few things.

What are those few things? Congress will want higher taxes so they can have more power.  Obama won't oppose that.  Congress will want an end to secret ballots in union elections.  Obama won't oppose that.  Congress will want to revive the Fairness Doctrine in order to kill Conservative talk radio.  Obama won't oppose that.

And, what if he did want to oppose them.  The President of the United States may be the most powerful man in the world, but I am reminded of a story about President Eisenhower.  Eisenhower recalled that when he was a general, he would say, "Do this", and people would run around and things would happen.  But, when he became president, he would say, "Do this", and people would run around and nothing would happen.  The federal bureaucracy and Congress have their own agendas.  Obama won't be able to successfully push his programs unless they don't threaten the power of either.

So, Congress will enact confiscatory taxes, end secret ballots, and suppress free speech. Can President Obama save us?  Probably not.

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